What drunk texting looks like in Vegas…. The Story: After poppin’ bottles all night in one of Vegas’ hottest nightclubs, you can find young men and women stumbling through the casinos with their shoes in one hand and cell phone in the other, drunk texting. Who are they texting, you ask? The person they just [...]
Mommy’s girl The Story: Linda means beautiful in Spanish, but she’s much more than a pretty face. A model, showgirl and arm candy to some of the most powerful men, yet my mother’s interior has always radiated more beauty than her gorgeous looks. I remember walking down the street with her as a child while [...]
Monster-In-Law Day is Sunday! The Story: You’ve found the guy or girl of your dreams and are set to marry next spring. Only problem is you can’t stand your soon to be mother-in-law. She thinks her child is God’s gift to the universe and no one will ever be good enough. You try to bite [...]
This is probably the ugliest picture I’ve ever taken! The Story: I’m a quarter Mexican. Oddly enough, I’m also French, which makes Cinco de Mayo an awkward holiday to celebrate, since this holiday toast’s to Mexico’s victory over the French. Because my Hispanic grandmother practically raised me and has roots in Puebla, and I was [...]
Aunt Flow’s in town for a visit…. The Story: I wish I could describe what being on your period is like to men. Imagine if you will, the irritation of someone scratching at your skin nonstop for hours while simultaneously being kicked in the stomach. Add to that, road rage, wanting to commit suicide and crying [...]